@maxpalumbo5: When my youngest brother was little he was being bullied and went to my parents for help. They told him “Sticks and stones may break my bones” they then asked him to finish the phrase and he said “but chains and whips excite me” he seriously thought that was he second part.
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@oigoabuya: How to find out if you old. (Fall down in front of a group of people.) If they laugh, you are young. If they panic, you are old.