@koalaslament: when no one is looking, squirrels use donuts as hula hoops
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@TheToddWilliams: Cop: First name please... "Frida" Cop: Last name... "Gomam" Cop: You're Frida Gomam? *peels out* Cop: Nice, nice
@SkunkFarts: There's a girl that I hate in my office that's white but looks like 'Precious'. I've been calling her "Pressure" & blaming my farts on her.
@Donna_McCoy: You think a person loves you and then they up and bring a grocery store cake to your birthday party.