@clindsaysway: When no one stars a tweet, I tell myself it was probably appreciated by hundreds of shy people.
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@margolundy: Please tell me the grounds around mental hospitals have walking trails called psychopaths running through them.
@oldmanweldon: A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness.
@Tmoney68: Her: You sound hoarse. What's wrong? *flashback to me screaming Taylor Swift songs in my car on the way home* Me: Dunno. Probably a cold.