@clindsaysway: When no one stars a tweet, I tell myself it was probably appreciated by hundreds of shy people.
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@Paxochka: Sometimes you look at an ex and think maybe they're not so bad. And then they start to talk and remind you why you hate them.
@Parentpains: Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.
@TheMichaelRock: Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough to be left alone with a label maker.