@the_anastasia: When one door closes another one opens. I should really get this cabinet fixed.
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@dixinormus10: I didn't think it was possible to travel 10 years back in time until I got into an argument with my wife.
@Nodine13: Tell her you already got her gift, & ask her to try & guess. Then go buy something she guessed. Shopping made easy.
@JasonLight73: Duck you AutoCorrect! You Blimb! I'm way more BadApps than you make me out to be! You Ducking piece of shed..BuckFace Toothless Bastilleday!
@ajax06: My favorite thing to say to old people is, "When I was your age I didn't believe in reincarnation either".