@Dawn_M_: When people are kissing in public, it's weird how angry they get when you try and join in.
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@Fickle_Filly: It wouldn't be appropriate for me to comment further but that's not going to stop me.
@rolldiggity: "They say penguins can't fly. Can't? Or never got the chance?" I whisper in the penguin's ear, shoving him out of the aircraft.
@jdforshort: Sneaks into your house and removes all the labels from your canned goods. Shuffles them well.