@mikeleffingwell: When people argue about sports and one says "Care to make it interesting" I assume they're going to start talking about something else.
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@AGStr8upNinja: Scientists say North America is going to sink into the ocean but we can change that. With a healthy diet and a little bit of exercise.
@TheFaldor: Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides? So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
@TheDairylandDon: Alarm system? Yeah right. I'll defend my home the way my ancestors would have. A series of large painted portraits with peepholes for eyes.