@ShipInTheKnight: When people ask how my childhood was, I say "Pretty good, so far."
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@dumbbeezie: I dropped food on the floor and my dog got excited but it was just tomato. I catfished my dog
@NicestHippo: Funny how arguing works. We're all "You clearly disagree with me, so I will now repeat my point with steadily increasing levels of volume"
@michaeljhudson: *dog runs for president* *is asked race sensitive question "The thing is, I don't see color" *crowd goes wild*