@ShipInTheKnight: When people ask how my childhood was, I say "Pretty good, so far."
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@THEDUTHCHESS: Logged into FB told Gemma her wedding pics are beautiful. Logged into Twitter to tell you she looked like a fat man in drag and I hate her.
@AaronFullerton: Reading about how much Daniel Craig hates Bond is like The Pope Visiting Kim Davis all over again.
@topaz_kell: Never trust a sweet talker.. They probably just want you to undo the zip ties so they can escape.
@DontFollowDave: Zelda is the name of the PRINCESS, the guy in green who saves her is named Luigi, idiots.