@SarahMJade: When people ask me for directions Im just going to do a really slow sarcastic Macarena .
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@emmatheist: Unwritten rule: if you find an unconscious security guard you have to drag him to a supply closet and change into his uniform.
@leslid79: Oh, you solved a murder? I guess that's cool. One time I didn't run over my ex when I saw him crossing the street. I prevented a murder.
@NYC_Blonde: I've kissed so many frogs trying to find a prince that I've actually discovered several new species.