@Teowulf: When people post sad things on Facebook I just want to hug them and whisper softly in their ears, "no one cares."
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@krismuscookie: The WHICHING hour: when I lay awake in the wee hours labouring over which comebacks I should have used in every argument I've ever had.
@kpcuk: There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the right application of fonts and colours
@lazerdoov: *on a first date* Her: so nice to finally be out with someone normal Me: aw thanks *turns to the waiter* Me: do you have pony meat