@chopper4jk: When people put pics of their vacation on FB I write: I saw fire trucks outside your house but I'm sure you already know, have a great time!
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@TheHyyyype: WIFE: it's your turn to change the baby. he left you a little present haha ME: *opens diaper* how the hell did he get an x box in there??
@patnelke: Let my son leave the house today wearing a striped shirt and plaid shorts. I'm done, he's natural selections problem now.