@Adam14: When people say "Let's not get off on the wrong foot here", I reply "Please don't get off on either of my feet".
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@GetCougarized: Big things DO NOT always come in small packages! I wish someone had told me the truth before I pounced on this adorable midget. Poor fella.
@JimmerThatisAll: The problem with Chinese food is an hour later you feel like hacking the Pentagon again.
@TheRolo: Nurse: Where does it hurt? Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*