@Nrvous1: When people say "May I ask who's calling?" I like to say "Sure, go ahead."
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@_SingleBabyMama: I figured out the best time to go grocery shopping these days is at 3:45 AM, before the Girl Scouts even wake up. Ha, I'll show them.
@PinkCamoTO: H: So what's the worst thing you've ever seen someone do? Me: I watched a mother buy her son a harmonica.
@SummerRay: I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's tour buses and now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.