@Nrvous1: When people say "May I ask who's calling?" I like to say "Sure, go ahead."
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@themiltron: Baby Bear: Someone’s been eating my porridge! Mama: That’s wonderful, dear. Papa never eats Mama’s porridge anymore. Papa: Jesus, Linda...
@vineyille: Office fun: replace your coworker's mouse with a larger mouse so he thinks his hands are shrinking then call him "baby hands" until he quits
@KKAlThani: My biggest fear is laughing at a joke I didn't understand and someone asks me to explain it to them.