@NickBossRoss: When people say they want to give a voice to the voiceless I say like a ventriloquist?
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@Karate_Horse: I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't
@amydillon: Cereal is a satisfying way to start the day if you're having another breakfast within 45 minutes.
@TheAlexNevil: I gave a man a fish. I taught a man to fish. Fish aren't all that happy with me right now.
@Aut_tot: People who brag about drinking black coffee?? Ok enjoy your hot bean water, I'm using creamer because I love myself