@NickBossRoss: When people say they want to give a voice to the voiceless I say like a ventriloquist?
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@flashember: YOGI: Close your eyes and breathe. ME: [angrily rolling up my mat] I was under the impression this was a picnic and you were a talking bear
@POTerritory: Buzzfeed be like, "Tell us what Hogwarts house you think your dog belongs in and we'll tell you what you had for breakfast."
@bencoffeehall: Ooh. Remove card RAPIDLY, not RABIDLY. I think I owe the lady at pump 2 an apology.