@Sarcasticsapien: When people say things like "You can't change the past" I can't help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind.
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@Robert_Beau: You know you're getting old when your decision to sleep with someone is mostly based on the quality of their mattress and pillows.
@KeetPotato: you can basically just make up facts as long as they're about animals.. cows can't look left. you don't know
@ThaJawn: Cop: Second time this week Me: I thought I could be brave C: Yeah I know, this slide is pretty high for you, now just take my hand M: ok