@TheTweetOfGod: When people say "To be honest...", it means that up to that point they've been lying.
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@WilliamAder: Fast food places should have a third window, where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window.
@HaleyMDriscoll: My boyfriend said we could only get one cat. So I'm only getting one cat. One pregnant cat.
@Miniwheats2012: Oh ya, let's sit down and talk about it! *That's how I end and win any argument with hubby.
@Schmoodles: You can get out of jury duty on the first day by blatantly winking at the defendant as you give them a double thumbs up.