@TheTweetOfGod: When people say "To be honest...", it means that up to that point they've been lying.
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@MrsGoose69: Don't give a women flower, she may have hay fever. Don't give her chocolate, she may be on a diet! Give her wifi so there's no excuse.
@simoncholland: Me: You know, one nice thing about being snowed in all weekend is we haven't had to spend any money. Wife: (clicking add to cart) So nice.
@click4amanda: My dad called to ask if sending an email to the USA costs more. I told him a LOT more, better not risk it