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@sad_tree: When people say "You can fit a million earths in the sun!!!"
I'm like:
Hey. Maybe we shouldnt put any earths in the sun. The sun is hot.

When people say “You can fit a million earths in the sun!!!”
I’m like:
Hey. Maybe we shouldnt put any earths in the sun. The sun is hot.

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