@MCaparco: When people see ghosts, why aren't they naked? Do clothes die and become ghosts too?
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@WorkingMom86: My son got very excited about all the toys he found when I cleaned behind the couch, I should have waited till Christmas morning to do that
@Elizasoul80: Me: "I came to Twitter to be creative and express myself." Twitter: lol, you said "came".
@drinksmcgee: Someone just told me that they hate bacon... I can't even find words... It's like someone just murdered a rainbow.
@sirmunchie: For Valentine's Day my GF upped my life insurance policy. Unrelated, anyone know why there's a ticking sound coming from underneath my car?