@SamanthaRae49: When people show me pictures of their kids I show them pictures of my exes. If I have to look at their mistakes, they have to look at mine.
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@fart: i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf
@RelatableQuote: She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, we are both very unprepared for this cold weather
@Swain_Train47: My favorite thing to do in cities is walk down busy sidewalks, pass by people, and say into my phone "Target is on the move.”