@Sassafrantz: When people stay in a horrific relationship instead of breaking up, I assume they killed someone together.
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@robboma3: Seriously In 20 years time and you're at a pub quiz and a question starts with "in what year" Just answer 2016
@Ms612: 911: What's your emergency? Me: Are you guys hiring? 911: This is an emergency line. Me: No shit. Why do you think I'm calling?
@hotdogsladies: Conjecture: At some point in 2013, our neighbors will get so high that they accidentally sell their own weed. For weed money. To buy weed.
@vineyille: After dinner the other husbands and I retire to the garage and silently take turns climbing my new ladder.