@Elizasoul80: When people tell me I look like my mother, I assume they mean disappointed.
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@tkhan74: I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said, "How the hell did you get in here?"
@SergioValenCo: Damn girl, are you my Bachelor's degree because you wasted my time and now I hate you.
@joejwest: COP: Give back the money you stole ME: Already spent it COP: On what? ME: Karate lessons which [does vague swishes w/ hand] I did not attend
@EndhooS: Good cop "If you confess maybe we can cut you some sort of deal..." Crab cop *walks sideways off the table*