@onelongbender: When people tell me I'm intimidating, I generally just glare at them until they take it back.
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@P0tterhead_394: "You have a very large package downstairs." I really need to work on how I word things to the men around this office.
@dafloydsta: Road rage, because yelling and cursing at strangers in the safety of your vehicle is fun. Unless they have a gun.
@stephenjmolloy: [Job interview] "What are your strengths?" Me: I fall in love easily. "Erm, okay... what are your weaknesses?" Me: Those blue eyes of yours.