@onelongbender: When people tell me I'm intimidating, I generally just glare at them until they take it back.
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@salamingia: "Google, how long will my trip to Cleveland take? "Your trip will take 5 hours" "Google, I have a child. "Your trip will take 9 hours".
@JohnHilsen: Crazy but true: Over 80 percent of twins seperated at birth have the same exact birthday.
@JohnHilsen: Mankind has made a lot of mistakes, some of them truly monstrous. The Holocaust. Slavery. Calling it a "corn maze" and not a "maize maze."
@OfficialMizGin: Cologne companies have no clue what really attracts women. If they did, every bottle would smell like doughnuts.