@Tups13: When people tell me to get my act together I have to explain that this is not an act, I really am this incompetent.
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@ericsshadow: If Donald Trump becomes President, The rest of us should be able to just walk into any hospital & start working as doctors
@AlsBoy: Guys, don't let this headphones thing mislead you, women that aren't wearing them probably don't want to talk to you either
@bourgeoisalien: I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display