@Tups13: When people tell me to get my act together I have to explain that this is not an act, I really am this incompetent.
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@Angrea: Someone just told me to "have a blessed day." What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them.
@samsara668: They say I can take the catheter out next week. And no, I'll never piss on an electric fence again
@Parentpains: My wife said she wished she never woke up this morning. Turns out we do have something in common.
@wescraw: The truth will set you free. Unless the truth is you committed murder. In which, the truth will get you 25 to life.