@hdaniels_00: When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning", I sleep til noon because I am a problem solver
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@DrakeBell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco"
@renesosa12: Woo hoo, July 4th wknd! Popped opened a beer, unbottoned my pants, put my feet up. My boss keeps looking at me weird, though.
@chuuew: I'm not sure if this snake is trying to ask me a question or if he's just eaten a candy cane.
@AristotlesNZ: If I was Penguin's attorney I'd request bail by saying "He's no flight risk!" Then Hi-5 the whole courtroom but Batman. I'd leave him hangin