@curlycomedy: When people write, "your dumb," maybe it's not a typo--they just mean stupidity belongs to you. "Here's your dumb now leave."
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@kfoagkfoag: *me, struggling to please the members of our tea club* "Please, everyone! Why can't we all just get oolong?!
@MelodiMoon: The Frito Lay truck I'm tailing says 'Driver doesn't carry cash.' Hahahaha. I'm not interested in cash.