@YesImMatt: When people's driving tweets end mid sentence, did the paramedics find their phone and hit send?
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@Amburglar_: "Ok J Lo, we have a movie for you." "Is the male lead obsessed with me?" "Yes." "I'll do it."
@ClichedOut: I picked up carry-out and the guy asked if I wanted to leave a tip. Yeah. Offer delivery.
@iRowlf: I bet the skeletons, in my gay coworker's closet, are having a dress up party with fabulous clothes.