@michaelianblack: When Pink Floyd sings, "just another brick in the wall," it's a little bit demeaning to bricks.
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@SortaBad: Waterskiing is fun. I wish there were more sports where machines just dragged you around
@jergarl: Me: OMG I'm so tired. Ambien: Your wife would look AMAZING covered in mustard and chocolate chips. Me: I'm on it. A: And Cheetos. M: K.
@ShutUpThatsWho: [spelling bee] Your word is 'mnemonic' "Can you use it in a sentence?" Memory Needs Every Method Of Nurturing Its Capacity