@noogscorner: When she stops crying and gets really quiet, keep your guard up. You're experiencing what scientists refer to as "the eye of the shitstorm."
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@ClichedOut: [first day as waiter] Customer: Do you ever have second thoughts? Me: *sweating* I can ask the chef.
@UnFitz: I have an irrational fear that I'm accidentally making up words. I don't want to be misunderstandable.
@PAT_E_ROCK: Girl: So, how many inches is it? Pat: How many inches is what? G: You know.. P: Uhhh, about 200 dollars long. G: OMG, It's so big!