@meganamram: When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid
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@thesupergrobi: I love you so much, I'll just sit at home and stare at my phone to make you notice.
@TheToddWilliams: [algebra class] KID: This is so stupid TEACHER: You may need it in your job KID: What job? TEACHER: … KID: … TEACHER: Algebra teacher?
@TheDreamGhoul: if u think ur house is haunted get a cat. whooshing sound? it's the cat. hear footsteps? def the cat. unseen being devouring your soul? cat.