@meganamram: When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid
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@InternetHippo: If all millennials suddenly died the next day’s article would be “How millennials are driving up funeral costs”
@prontopup: "OMG IT'S RAINING A LITTLE BIT AND NOW I'VE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN!!!" - Drivers, apparently.
@ch000ch: (reads smudged writing on hand during date) i just want to say that u look really preffy tonight