@kimwilliamz: When somebody I blocked gets RT'd into my timeline it's like they're violating their restraining order.
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@Steelers1972: If you don't have a dog whistle, you can use two teenage girls who have not seen each other in forever.
@StarWarsProblms: Yoda: In the Light Side, the real power is. Luke: The Emperor controls the galaxy. You live in a swamp.
@the_rock_chic: A moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic, trying to get to the gym, to ride stationary bikes...
@Mikecanrant: A flash mob has nothing to do with a bunch of Italians in trench coats hanging out at a playground, apparently.