@kimwilliamz: When somebody I blocked gets RT'd into my timeline it's like they're violating their restraining order.
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@Underchilde: [Minister]: Do you take this woman to be your lawful— [Groom]: I’m just here for the open bar.
@just1fool: Nothing much worse than being forced to listen to someone else's music and not be able to tell them their taste is shit.
@Barack_and_Joe: Obama: any good ideas in how to defeat isis? *Biden raises hand* Obama: besides assembling the Avengers? *Biden lowers hand*
@tnylgn: I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid my friends will give me the funeral I told them I wanted when I was drunk.