@VerbsRProudest: When someone accuses you of being defensive, you can't deny it without sounding defensive. Just hurl a flower pot. No one expects that.
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@okimstillhungry: Me: Can you hear me? Ouija board: Y-E-S Me: Is it hard to hear me with all the updog? Ouija board: I-W-I-L-L-M-U-R-D-E
@shawnspree: Girls that are 16 and pregnant look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34.
@krishna_van: Been playing hide n' seek with my niece and nephew for the last three hours. I guess I should get off twitter and go and look for them now.