@curlymalloy: When someone ask me... How are you?... I answer back... You mean in bed?
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@shutupmikeginn: "Are you left handed?" - people who see me writing with my left hand, curious if I am just doing it for show.
@professorkiosk: Games are for those who like to restrict themselves arbitrarily to certain actions for a specified period of time in the hopes of "winning."