@curlymalloy: When someone ask me... How are you?... I answer back... You mean in bed?
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@TheBoydP: I was shocked as an adult to learn that the crisscross pattern made with a fork on a peanut butter cookie was not a family secret.
@behindyourback: Twitter's fun because everyone's really cynical and snide about everything except *checks hand* ... wrestling? that can't be right
@usermcuserface: I don't think I'd be as calm as Billy Joel was in that song if an old man was sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin.