@curlymalloy: When someone ask me... How are you?... I answer back... You mean in bed?
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@joejwest: SECURITY GUARD: [speaking into the cuff of his shirt] The president is on his way to the car LITTLE MOUSE THAT LIVES IN HIS SLEEVE: Ok cool
@LindaInDisguise: Went to WalMart today and still had all my kids when I got home. Next week, I'll try harder.