@curlymalloy: When someone ask me... How are you?... I answer back... You mean in bed?
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@_NinJar: [Dr.] "Your blood is 40% cheese, if you eat ANY more you'll die" *slowly raises piece of cheese to mouth* "Don't do it" *eats cheese* *dies*
@JermHimselfish: I suffer from a rare condition called OCDC, which forces me to salute all of those who are about to rock.