@WhiskeySoured: If a bear is chasing you, don't run. Be very still and tweet about it because you're about to die.

@The_Separatist_: You guys stole those words from the dictionary.

@_TayTayJustine: Packing to move is the probably the worst game of Tetris I've ever played.

@P1ssed_K1d: AROMATHERAPY CONUNDRUM: Spilling a large bucket of Lavender oil all over your carpet: Very stressful, or very relaxing? #retweet #grief

@CompChristopher: If there is a zombie apocalypse I hope that they are thriller zombies because they're fabulous dancers