@SuperRandomish: When someone asks how I feel, I always answer "Squishy and like I've done something wrong"
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@mandysparklerxo: I just noticed the light fixture in the bathroom is off center, so no, I won't be renewing my lease.
@TheRealRHB: Whoever first said "No news is good news" never had their cable & Internet go out for two days
@RobDenBleyker: "Poor" is an odd word because when you put it in front of "people" it's sad but when you put it in front of "bladder control" it's hilarious