@freedom2726: When someone asks me if I'm busy, it always sounds like a trick question.
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@DiabeetusNurse: This chic on Facebook said she ran 17 miles yesterday. Where I live the police would have gave up after like, IDK, 6 miles maybe.
@thepunningman: I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.