@freedom2726: When someone asks me if I'm busy, it always sounds like a trick question.
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@bfrosty04: I dont 'scrub up' like a surgeon after using the urinal because growing up, they taught us not to piss all over our hands n arms, you baboon
@blaha_Who: I had sex with a girl who had the big holes in her ear lobes once It was just once, because using them as reins isn't cool, apparently
@AnOrangeSNES: If you are dissolving someone in a vat it's no longer an acid problem, it's an acid solution.
@garrettbarry70: Dad, was I a cocky teenager? Only when you watched Baywatch in your pyjam.... DAAAD!