@Glorificus917: When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist.
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@bossy_bootz: Everyone's an atheist until they're making a phone call & praying it goes to voicemail
@robfee: While a gun does make for a cool weapon on The Walking Dead, the most effective defense against the zombies is probably lightly jogging?
@Scdavis24: I emailed my ex-girlfriend "Are you still alive" and she emailed back "No" which made me sad but also excited that they have email in hell.
@AshFrieds: There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil