@azninthesun: when someone bumps into you, immediately say (loudly) “oh no my hot bod!”
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@HeroineAddict: Tried this new Playlist in the car, on the treadmill, at my desk, but it seems the best place for me to listen to old Greenday is 1992.
@VenisVal: My friend's wife is so controlling. When they're together, he talks like he's filming a hostage video.
@TEXASVETERAN: I wonder how many other Sandy's have come into men's lives and taken their cars and houses, too.
@sucittaM: Just called the fire department to tell them that dogs pee on fire hydrants so they should probably all wash their hands.