@azninthesun: when someone bumps into you, immediately say (loudly) “oh no my hot bod!”
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@Sir_Strange: "Oh my god, you've gotten so fat! Want me to make you something to eat?" - my mother
@raniao2011: For all those men who say"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!