@Jake_Vig: When someone compliments you, etiquette dictates that you respond with "That is accurate."
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@ComedyCentral: "If anyone has any reason Kim & Kanye should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace." -Taylor Swift's moment of revenge
@Phantasmagoriax: If you ever want to watch a women feel herself up for ten minutes, hide her cellphone.
@AimeeHelene1: Him: If you're waiting for me to apologize... Me: No...no...I'm just waiting to see if you leave any fries behind when you walk away.