@bridger_w: When someone has a baby, I'm just like, OK, clearly you were desperate to have someone to hang out with
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@danguterman: Sick of the media always blaming video games for the rise in fantastical jewel-seeking quests.
@desolateson: I slept under the Christmas tree once when I was 9 waiting for Santa. And once when I was 37 waiting for the room to stop spinning.