@AlexvanBeek: When someone has coordinates in their bio, I feel the need to alert their local police, to counter all the psychos en route to murder them.
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@CheryeDavis: I'm just a girl sitting here wondering which outfit I own goes best with bad decisions...
@bighandsmassuer: As I slowly remove her panties I think to myself God these don't fit me very well