@WistfulBlue: When someone loves you a lot they will buy you a burrito even when you're not hungry so you can get fat and no one else will love you.
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@vincevangone: I am "knows everything about Aardvarks because Mom bought an encyclopedia," years old.
@myonlymizztake: I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public.
@clarkekant: I wish everyone would stop vaccinating their children. It’s really cutting down these lines at Disneyland!