@DirtMcTurd: when someone pisses you off start counting down from 10. When you get to 8 punch them in the throat, they will never expect it.
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@Maxine12339: Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long.
@ThisOneSayz: Me: sandwich for lunch? 6yo: noooo!!! Me: how about salami, tomatoes, cheese & bread? 6: YES!! I win.
@Black__Elvis: Damn, baby got back. And front. And sides. Baby three-dimensional. This is a real baby.