@DirtMcTurd: when someone pisses you off start counting down from 10. When you get to 8 punch them in the throat, they will never expect it.
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@WheelTod: I hate it when people go round quoting the bible. I haven't even read it yet, but somehow folks think it's cool to give key plot points away
@djdarrellripley: Her: You know, alot of men are going to be miserable when I marry. Me: Well how many men do you plan to marry?
@ClichedOut: *delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* Nurse 1: I'm exhausted. Nurse 2: I hate Labor Day.
@Reverend_Scott: [hospital] "Did my dad make it, doctor?" Billy, your dad's in a better place now. [crying] "HE'S DEAD?" Haha no, he went to Disney World.