@Playing_Dad: When someone RTs me, I get as excited as I used to when I was ten and I got mail
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@MrGeorgeWallace: Why do they only put expiration DATES on food? It'd be fun as hell if they gave us the exact time too. "We got 8 minutes to eat this ham!!!"
@Fred_Delicious: *is at the movies with hot date* *does fake yawn to put arm around her* *yawns too hard and inhales a child from the row in front* *dies*
@rzarosco: Is 6 celebrity impersonations too small a number for me to do on this first date? I feel like its a little low...
@NicestHippo: "It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside" ME: Oh thank god "It's who you are on the inside" ME: Dang