@Playing_Dad: When someone RTs me, I get as excited as I used to when I was ten and I got mail
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Sean_Burgundy_: I just want a woman that will look out for me while I'm shaking the vending machine
@whereami18: Told my 11 and 8 next time I take their electronics away I'd also be responding to all texts they receive.They've been well behaved since.
@stephenjmolloy: [Trying to impress a girl on a date] Me: "Not to brag but I'm getting Windows 10 for free."
@Marlebean: NO, I will not come get candy from your van, Im not craz.. Oh cookies? Hmm. Double stuff?! You don't say! The white one w/ no windows? Sure!