@Playing_Dad: When someone RTs me, I get as excited as I used to when I was ten and I got mail
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@bridger_w: When someone has a baby, I'm just like, OK, clearly you were desperate to have someone to hang out with
@Duke1173: You're telling me that you paid eight dollars for a cup of coffee... They don't put any booze in it or nothin?
@shiksaaa: My boyfriend said he had a Catwoman fantasy. I must have misunderstood because we both wore leather cat suits to bed last night. Awkward.