@Playing_Dad: When someone RTs me, I get as excited as I used to when I was ten and I got mail
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@LoveNLunchmeat: All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap.
@laurajennyjo: *knock knock* Go away I'm not home "I can hear you" I can hear you too..go away "I brought food" What kind of food
@Quartzjixler: Hey middle-aged people who suddenly change your first name--screw you. I'm calling you what I've been calling you for the last 10 years.