@Sarcasticsapien: When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone? Two days seems like a long time.
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@AaronFullerton: Reading about how much Daniel Craig hates Bond is like The Pope Visiting Kim Davis all over again.
@calluptome: Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either.
@JohnLyonTweets: Interesting how Lassie always happens to be at the scene when a kid "falls" down a well.
@Jason_Horton: I'm getting mixed signals from this girl first she is like "sorry I'm married" then it's "leave me alone I'm married" I mean which is it