@littlelady899: When someone says "Happy New Years" I wonder, how many years are they talking about?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@batkaren: *Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*
@KissabiX: [during sex] Me: yeah, you like that? Him: mmhmm yeah Me: *stopping abruptly & pointing at his mood ring* then why is that blue?
@lazerdoov: Genie: I shall grant you three wis- Me: I wish my ex would fall back in love with me Genie: here's the thing Jeff, Kate's with me now...
@Sal_Stevens: Why was a 9 year old allowed on a shooting range. In my school yoyo's were banned after Jenny got a black eye doing an 'Around the World'