@littlelady899: When someone says "Happy New Years" I wonder, how many years are they talking about?
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@ArfMeasures: Breath escapes my broken body. I collapse amid dark, icy spears of pain. The fight's done. It's over. GYM INSTRUCTOR: You've done 9 seconds
@disco_bird: All firemen must dread the moment when they're done for the day and have to find the strength to climb back up the pole.