@LOsepyan: When someone says "surprise me", I immediately drop my pants and start singing its raining men.
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@robfee: No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e.
@jonnysun: ur honor, i call GOD as my witness *jury gasps* *nothimg happens* *slowley, a man w/ beard rises from the stands* damit no Gary sit down
@ixSEANxi: Ya know those scenes where the guy shoves everything off the table and throws a woman on it yeah I've only done that with pizza