@TarzanFeathers: When someone says "The last thing I'd want to do is hurt you", I'm wondering why they have a list of things to do that includes hurting me.
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@TCsSideBitch: *standing outside your house I was totally going to stalk you but... *pets your dog instead
@jackmackenroth: Lately I've been getting in touch with my inner self. I really need to switch to a better brand of toilet paper.
@imence2: I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille.... .....I just love smell of campfires.