@TarzanFeathers: When someone says "The last thing I'd want to do is hurt you", I'm wondering why they have a list of things to do that includes hurting me.
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@living_marble: Technically, it's only cannibalism if you eat the top half of the mermaid, your honour.
@AimeeHelene1: If this paper cut is any indication of my pain threshold, then child birth would definitely kill me.
@jwoodham: As a white man, it's hard to deal with the fact that I have a far greater chance of becoming a serial killer than I do of becoming a rapper.