@TarzanFeathers: When someone says "The last thing I'd want to do is hurt you", I'm wondering why they have a list of things to do that includes hurting me.
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@pplwtching: Knowing when to keep opinions to yourself is a skill... That I do not possess, apparently.
@iwearaonesie: Hell hath no fury like a toddler who wanted his peanut butter and jelly sandwich cut into triangles until you cut it into triangles
@ARealTinderella: You know, you don't realise what you've got until you don't have it. I just ran out of toilet paper ...