@dumbbeezie: When someone says they have a surprise I quickly tell myself it's probably not cake. I'm tired of the let down.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@illiter8too: Never know what to do with my face when someone is playing an acoustic guitar and trying to make eye contact with me.
@Darlainky: I was just trying on the floral romper for fun but then the sales associate asked if my daughter was my sister and now I'm out $140.
@chuuew: I tell people "I'm here to raise awareness" because I successfully spliced a werewolf and the lochness monster.
@FilthyRichmond: Our son brought weed to Show & Tell and the teacher sent him home with $50 pinned to his shirt.