@jessokfine: When someone says "women like you" to me, I assume they're referring to extremely powerful wizards.
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@amandajpanda: I am now referring to my parents as numbers like you guys refer to your kids. 72 & 70 are coming to visit, send wine.
@simoncholland: Don't believe anything a weatherman says until he takes off the jacket and rolls up the sleeves.
@SortaBad: Pilot: Hi folks, I thought it'd be nice to speak to you out here instead of over the intercom. Unrelated, is anyone on board a locksmith?