@morebees: when someone says 'your flys down' it implies that 1) i have a fly and 2) hes having a bad day
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@ericsshadow: I dont have a "college fund" bc my youngest will most likely get a scholarship and my oldest thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls
@mlccm: Dear god, please let me have sex at least as often as adobe or java needs an update. Everyday.
@markydoodoo: [GOD INVENTING MUSHROOMS] GOD: most of them are fine ANGEL: what about the ones that aren't? God: you get high or... you DIE Angel: dude