@morebees: when someone says 'your flys down' it implies that 1) i have a fly and 2) hes having a bad day
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@leechee420: Stop making mini snacks, people. Never have I been like, "wow this is a delicious cupcake. If only it were 1/4 of the size."
@MarcusTheToken: Whenever I'm on a flight and a bald person sits next to me, it takes a ton of willpower not to draw on their head when they are sleep.
@fart: what's cool about Mitt Romney is that when you put politics aside he's still a genuinely detestable person
@Wtftab: For gods sake! You'd think it would be safe not locking a car in a church carpark on a Sunday, apparently NOT. Anyway I got 8 iPhones.