When someone shows you they don't want to be a part of your life, let them go. I'm not saying you can't make a voodoo doll of them, though.

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@Bluestmoon_: When someone shows you they don't want to be a part of your life, let them go.

I'm not saying you can't make a voodoo doll of them, though.

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